Man in bar walks over to lady who is chain-smoking cigarettes. Man says, ,,How
much for a half-n-half?'' Lady scans crowd, exhales. ,,How much do you have?'' Man
runs fingers through hair and rubs eyes and looks over shoulder (bar cluttered with
business suits and casual wear) says, ,,Well, I just pulled some out of the bank. It's on
tip of tongue.'' She exhales, winks at a guy coveting a glass of Jack, adjusts bra and
thumbs her breast under blouse. ,,Ten big ones.'' The man blinks, eyebrows V, spits.
,,Ten. Oh come on, that's a little pricey for you.'' She blows smoke in face. ,,I said big
ones.'' Hands span pockets and wallet while he mumbles incoherent self-discrimination.
Mean while, a guy over bar and Jack whispers for bartender's ear. ,,Another drink
for the lady.'' The man sees this and sees the bartender walking over to the lady with
drink in hand. Lady ashes cigarette and says, ,,What's it going to be, Ten big ones and
half-n-half or nothing?'' The man hides face. Lady says, ''Well?'' The man pulls hands
through hair, says, ,,Por✞land, Lacivious, entropy, The Detective Store,
Facebook, Dick Bush, jaded.''
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